Better Off Dead
05
Oct
Product Description
After being ditched by his girlfriend, Lane decides that suicide is the only answer. However his increasingly inept attempts bring him only more agony and embarrassment.
Genre: Feature Film-Comedy
Rating: PG
Release Date: 16-JUL-2002
Media Type: DVDAmazon.com
Lane Myer (John Cusack) is stuck in a personal hell. A compulsive, adolescent Everyman growing up in Suburbia, USA, not only does he fail to make the prestigiou… More >>
This movie is the awful with a capital A. It’s a wannabe cheeky comedy that’s not funny. I adore John Cusack and see everything he appears in, but this was the worst. Hide your children, hide your eyes and take your dog for a walk…
Rating: 1 / 5
I watched this movie the other day…a friend told me that it is one of the all-time greats. I started thinking that this would be like ‘One Crazy Summer’, but alas, NO. This has got to be one of the stupidest movies I honestly think that I have ever seen. The jokes are just way out there…One of the reviews I read even stated that this was one of the funniest movies he has seen in a long time. You’ve got to be kidding me…I understand that this is an 80′s flick with 80′s humor. I like 80′s humor, if its good, but this is just plain stupid. Eating jello through a straw with your nose, the chinese kid that talks like Howard Cossel (excuse the spelling), and the dad wearing an ardvark jacket with an ardvark head as a hoodie (these are just a few, of the many, examples).The only good part about this movie was the little brother and his books on how to pick up trashy women and how too build a space shuttle out of house hold junk. That was sort of amusing, but all in all this movie was a waste of my time….I just don’t understand how or why I could sit through the whole thing.Its an enigma…I don’t think I’ll ever understand.Don’t waste your time.
Rating: 1 / 5
One of the most stupid movies I have ever seen.
Rating: 1 / 5
When I watched this movie, I have to say, I thought it was pretty pointless. Napolean Dynamite is, too, but it’s funny. This isn’t quite up to Dynamite standards, I’m afraid. It’s not as squeaky clean as good ol’ Napolean, either. Don’t buy it. If you must see it, rent it.
Rating: 1 / 5
I can’t begin to tell you what a terrible bomb this is. Every corny, cliche known to man is in this pukey show.
Rating: 1 / 5